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Oaklawn/Oxford American Arkansas ++

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Had an insanely fun weekend. Got to hang out with my friends/band members, celebrated the divine Robin’s birthday where she did not get goosed by Ted Dansen, attended the Oxford American music issue party, and played the ponies at Oaklawn.

Saturday night we went to the Starving Artist Cafe in North Little Rock. I really like their lunch specials and soups. Robin ordered the lamb…If you know a good place in Little Rock for lamb, let her know, because she can’t find it anywhere. I had the Ahi Tuna and it was completely overcooked! Waiters don’t ask how you would like your tuna cooked, because Ahi Tuna should be seared or served rare. Next time I’ll have to stipulate. Ty’s redfish special was pretty amazing.

Next we headed down the street to the Oxford American Music Issue party. All of the music was great, and the atmosphere at OA parties is always fun. We were most impressed with the True Soul Band! I wrote about last year’s music issue party pretty extensively, but this year we just hung out and danced.



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On Sunday we went to Hot Springs for the Oaklawn Race Track opening weekend! With temperatures in the 60s, we spent all of our pony picking time outside. It got a little cool when sun went down over Boll Weevil Pawn. I ended up winning about $65! At first I liked how slim the programs at the track were, but then I saw that they contain half of the information of the traditional two-page layout. I think I’ll be pre-printing my program, or buying the DRF from here on out.



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My friend David had a new lens to play with and took a bunch of fun pictures that day. If he posts them I’ll link to them!

This was the opening weekend not only for racing, but also for the casino. We registered for the casino’s frequent player program to get extra gambling money and a discount on our buffet. While we were standing in line, we suspected a computer problem, as all of the customer service people had to yell a number out loud to say they were locking or reserving that particular record! Behind us, a raffle was about to take place. A couple of older men turned a hopper to draw 5 $200 prizes. A crowd of really old people began to gather, and one of the older men tried to get a microphone to work. After failing with the second clip-on microphone, he decided he’d just shout over the crowd. I have never seen an angrier mob with a larger sense of entitlement. After each name was called, these old folks would holler, “WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!” For some reason, maybe common decency, the people in the front did not telegraph back the names by yelling back to those people. Some older folks even began crashing our customer service line to get closer to the drawing. We got out of there right before the rakes and pitchforks came out.

Next, we went to the buffet because we had a couple of vegetarians with us, and the only things in the entire clubhouse they could eat were pretzels and bloody mary drinks. I’m going to apologize for whining so much here, but the buffet wasn’t that impressive. There were certainly good parts, and I was surprised by how much I liked the cheesy scallop/shrimp/crab/krab casserole. The pork loin dish with cranberries or raisins was great too. On the down side, the meat at the carving station was very over-done and the bread was all for display! My friend Sasha brought a sesame roll back the table to find it completely shellacked. I should have probably eaten more of the great looking fruit and miniature desserts.

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Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

For my birthday this year, we decided to get out of town. The nearest racetrack is Oaklawn at Hot Springs, but they run in the spring. The nearest track with racing right now is at Blue Ribbon Downs in Sallisaw, Oklahoma. The racetrack is without booze, which seems to be a running theme in our move to The South. Luckily, we stayed in Fort Smith, bastion of wet counties in western Arkansas.

We checked out the downtown in Fort Smith on Friday. The town has a very complex mix of people of Vietnamese, Native American, Mexican, Caucasian, and other southeast Asian heritage. This made for a very wonderful trip to a Vietnamese Pho (delicious noodle soup) restaurant, as well as a very good Thai Curry place called Bangkok Cafe. Friday we went downtown, checking out places to eat, antique stores, and a yarn shop, where I got my birthday present from Ty. (I KNOW! The entire trip was a birthday present!) We went down to the banks of the Arkansas River, which was running fast and full and furious. Check it out, in the picture I’m wearing the yarn I got from Ty for my birthday 2 years ago!


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On the night of my birthday, toasted champagne in our hotel room. Then we went a martini bar called 21 West End for dinner and creme brulee, and martinis of course.



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Saturday morning we headed out to the western wear shop. I am enamored with a brand called Southern Threads. They have delicate, almost china-like patterns on the shirts for men. All of the women’s clothing had bright colors and too much glitter, or were too pastel in bad ways. Ty found some cool shirts though!

We drove on to the racetrack, and we stayed in the clubhouse since it was chilly outside. My only gripe with the track, besides the booze, was the exacta box betting scheme. At every other track we have been to, we have been allowed to bet $1 per exacta box bet, as long as the number of bets being bet were greater than two. We like boxing 3 horses, so it is normally a $6 bet. At Blue Ribbon downs, it is a $12 bet, a little too rich for my blood. It really didn’t matter, because we didn’t win anything until the 8th race, when I bet a $.10 superfecta and won!



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Most of the races that day were quarter horses, appaloosas and paint horses. They only race the straightaway for 250-450 yards, which makes them hard races to handicap. We went back to Ft. Smith and had Thai food.

I got some really cool other gifts for my birthday, but those will have to wait for my next post!

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Saturday, September 26th, 2009

Yesterday was my first day of work from home. Everything went well, I was able to connect to the network, do some training, install some software, handle things that happened in the office, and even field calls from co-workers. I felt very accomplished, and worked through the time that I would have been driving. The one drawback was the gigantic pain in my back at the end of the day.

People who have visited the tower know that I enjoy backless chairs. I used to sit on a Rubbermaid tub full of fabric scraps and yarn. I upgraded to an ottoman with three inches of foam on the top. It obviously isn’t made from the correct foam, because it obviously didn’t keep up with my support needs.

So today is a day for putting things together! I bought a computer chair, some shelves for extending the life of our garden plants, and some parts to finish up the elephant/Chinese dragon for Conway ArtsFest.

Here is my TODO pile:



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For the elephant, I’ve got to connect the ears to the head. The body is a long piece of fabric. That’s got to be assembled, and I purchased irrigation tubing to create hoops under the fabric. I am going to use this hoop tutorial to create the hoops. The instructions suggest 1 or 3/4 inch tubing, but Lowe’s and Home Depot only had 1/2 inch tubing. At Lowe’s I met a really friendly guy working there with a sort of notorious Confederate General/KKK Grand Dragon name. We talked about how I got to the south and how I’m liking it. I told him I loved the growing season and the football, but I could do without the dry counties. He proceeded to apologize for the roots of his name (white supremacy, confederate generals), and everything responsible for making Faulkner, Conway, and Cleburne counties dry counties. He was intrigued about using hula hoop instructions on irrigation tubing, and he was super friendly!

This week, I used fabric stiffener on the elephant head. The product I used had an embarrassing name.



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Right now I’m trying to figure out how the head will be worn by a real person (probably me). The options below show the head with and without my arms inside of it. I’m also trying to figure out how to get some trunk mobility, and in a dream last night I had an excellent idea about water noodles! The noodle should take care of the weird kink in the nasal bridge.



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Ok, off to get things done!

Oxford American welcomes Jack Pendarvis

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Last week Mary Ruth and Jeff Marotte hosted Oxford American’s party to welcome new columnist Jack Pendarvis to the fold. I don’t often get good pictures at readings because I sit too far away!



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This case was no exception! It was a great party complete with pizza, cookies, a poetry reading, and Jack Pendarvis doing an impression of Truman Capote reciting Johnny Cash.

The Oxford American offered a few unpublished and published poems up for the night, read by members of the Arkansas Shakespeare Festival.

Now I’m not a real writer or from the south, but Oxford American events are always a good time and I always meet so many interesting people. I’m also equally amazed by how entertaining the people I already know get at these parties! Need an example? My friend Robin, out of the blue, decided to buy me a “I +heart+ Kris Allen” shirt, and bring it to the party. See…even Kris Allen was at this party, complete with grayed 5 o’clock shadow….at least on my shirt.



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Arkansas Vacation Part III: Labor Day Weekend with Dave and Neal

Monday, September 21st, 2009

If you’ve ever wanted to visit us down in Arkansas on the weekend, and it’s already Wednesday, just give us a call. That’s what Dave and Neal did, and we had a great time!

Like most of our guests, we took them on a tour of Lake Conway.



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They also got the special bonus tour of our nearest border liquor store, Lake Liquor. Included was the unexpected bonus of the bulk ice machine. Dave said he would blog about it, but he hasn’t yet.


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While the guys were down here, Ty let them know about his aspirations to purchase a boat. They were nothing but encouraging.

We ended up going to downtown Little Rock on Sunday. The Clinton Library was open, but not much else was open downtown on a Sunday.



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Neal and Dave smuggled me back to Nebraska in their trunk, but we made one stop along the way. We stopped at the Precious Moments Chapel in Carthage, MO. We had no idea about the museum component and spent much more than the allotted 30 minute side-trip we had provisioned.



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We had a great time in all of the gift shops, with the cement statues, and seeing all of the doe-eyed child figurine history of Sam Butcher. I didn’t realize how Japanese Anime inspired the drawings and figures were, and it was very interesting to find out.

Arkansas Vacation Part II: Aunt Carol, Mom, and Jen

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

When we get visitors, we love taking them out to see the bald cypress trees growing out of Lake Conway. Even though the trees are conifers, they loose their leaves during the winter making them look even creepier.



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Jen had poison ivy, so she rigged up some cut socks and leggings to keep her from itching.

Another Arkansas highlight is the River Market in Little Rock. Right next to that is the Clinton Library. We should probably just get lifetime memberships, because that is the first place people know they want to see in Little Rock.


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A new attraction in Little Rock is the Heifer International Heifer Village. I like the purpose of Heifer International, but it is so much fun to bring people to the educational center and show them how Heifer is helping people. My favorite is the rolling water container. As a child, I had to bring 5 gallon buckets of water to the hogs in our lot. At eight pounds per gallon, I carried just under 40 gallons of water as a child. The rolling container lets you leave much of that weight on the ground. This is water people need every day for drinking and cooking!

Aunt Carol really liked it. She liked it so much, she got us this awesome recycled candy wrapper dish at the Heifer International shop.



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We also like to take people on the Little Rock trolley system. If they’re crafty, we stop off in Argenta for the art galleries or the bead store.

If you’re planning on visiting us or Little Rock anytime soon, you should make sure to visit between Sept 25 and July 5, 2010 for The World of the Pharaohs at the Arkansas Arts Center.

Finally, if you visit us in Conway, we’ll take you to one of the clubs in town. We have to go to a club because Conway is located in Faulkner County, a dry county. In the heart of it all is Toad Suck Square.



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Mixtape is a masterpiece

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

I love mix tapes. Over the years it has evolved into the mix CD, and then the mp3 CD, and now the mp3 DVD. You need an mp3 DVD to contain my current favorite. Lux and Ivy’s Favorites Volumes 1-13 are currently available from the WFMU.org website.

Lux Interior and Poison Ivy were the husband and wife team fronting the band The Cramps. They really loved music and collected the best on vinyl. My first exposure to The Cramps and these songs dates back to my last band, Mister Baby. The lead singer Kristen was in the process of organizing an all girl band. Before we even started playing together, we had a meeting about what we would wear, and Kristen brought us each a tape of influences. Fifty percent of the songs on the tape were from Lux and Ivy’s Favorites. My favorite song is “The Blob” by The Five Blobs on Volume 2.

The songs range from creepy step cousins of “The Flying Purple People Eater” as exemplified in Bob McFadden’s “I’m a Mummy”, to southern twang and soul like Wayne Williams’ faux Elvis “Red Hot Mama”. The collection was years ahead of Ghost World featuring the hip shaking Bollywood hit, Mohammed Rafi’s “Jaan Pehechaan Ho”. The collection is really wonderful, and so far I’ve only been raving about Volumes 2 & 3.

Right now I’m really digging The Collins Kids, a brother and sister hiccup vocal duo out of Oklahoma. I can’t stop listening to the simple chords, and really happy and fun people playing and singing music. If you despise auto-tune and smile at the thought of listening to mp3s ripped from super rare records complete with the warm hisses and pops, you should download this today.

Arkansas Vacation Part 1: Mountain View

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

My mother Mary Lou, my sister Jen and my aunt Carol came down to visit a few weeks ago. We really got out and explored some of Arkansas. We took so many pictures, that the blog post became overwhelming! I’m going to split it up into parts.

One of the highlights of the visit was going to Mountain View, AR, the folk music capitol of the world. Ty had seen a feature on Mountain View in the Oxford American’s SoLost feature. The Ozark Folk Art Museum up there, but the real life of the town comes out at night when everyone sets up a chair and plays music at the parks and street corners.



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We had a great time at the Ozark Folk Center State Park. Each profession has a separate little hut where craftsmen and craftswomen in costume practice their art. I especially enjoyed the weaving, quilting, and sewing. The most delightful and unexpected building contained a bearded broom maker. He showed us his dried grass weaving technique, and had a wall full of turkey wing whisk brooms. It was totally unexpected for me.

Jen and Mom enjoyed the plants and the Heritage Herb Garden. Living up on the Rosebud Reservation in South Dakota, Jennifer has learned much about natural herbs, healing, and ceremonial herbs. She was delighted to find an entire house full drying white sage. Jen also found a soap to help her deal with her poison ivy!



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We got to the Ozark Folk Art Center at around noon or 1PM, and we had just enough time to make it through all of the buildings before closing time. We could have easily spent the entire day there.

For dinner, we picked up a bucket of chicken and sides and made our way down to the park. We moved a picnic table closer to the music and just enjoyed what Mountain View had to offer.

Lots of people gathered on the benches and movable chairs in Mountain View Park, but the regulars brought their own folding chairs, some with 2-3 inches of padding. I heard Elvis, I heard hymns, I heard songs sung once by one musician, and then sung again with completely different lyrics!

We made our way down to the “Pickin’ Porch” where a baptist minister from Louisiana played some funny songs about beans. He could tell we were tourists, so he asked us our names where we were from. From that he derived a song with the chorus “Julee and Jennifer,” which completely delighted us. Unfortunately, we had JUST decided to stay for one more song as the sun was going down and we had a long drive home. We are definitely going back, bringing musical instruments, and staying over night!

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Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Working on a craft project for myself, while learning a reverse applique technique. I found a book called the Alabama Stitch Book, and I love it!



The book details the history of cotton in the US, T-shirt recycling techniques, hand stitching and stitch embellishment. The South has taken some getting accustomed to, but this book has helped to make the transition complete. The book also contains some delightful extras, including biscuit and soup recipes!

I’ve decided to try out the Reverse Applique Swing Skirt.



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I’ve got two panels almost done, and I’ve got two to go. I’m having a problem finding fold over elastic in Conway, but I’ve got everything else.

The skirt requires 4 extra large T-shirts in the same color. I tried to do it with smaller shirts, but failed miserably. Ended up buying some cotton from Hancock Fabrics, only to find out it wasn’t jersey, it was ribbed. I’ll end up with a thicker skirt, maybe even a stretchier skirt. Future reports on this accidental substitution forthcoming.

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

On Saturday, Ty, Sujith, and I went looking for a swimming hole south of Little Rock. We all really wanted to go swimming and to have an adventure at the same time. Ty found the Arkansas Swimming Hole website, which led us to this site south of Benton on the Saline River.

We had to stop 2 or 3 times for directions. Everyone knew where the place was, but everyone had different directions for it. In the end, we had to deal with two construction zones that derailed us!

The first site looked good for swimming, except the bank was littered with bait containers and hooks. I was unsure about swimming in a fishing hole, and the local fishermen said there was another place upriver where people swim. There were also some pretty interesting bridges in decay at that site.

The second place turned out to be right beneath I-30! We went downriver, away from the noise of the interstate and floated around in some medium fast moving waist-deep water. Right under the bridge, the river was 2 inches deep with large gravel underneath. Just before the bridge was the packed swimming hole. The water depth was just at 5 ft, and people were flying off of a rope swing.

Ty, Sujith, and I all took turns on the rope swing. I received a bad welt from not waiting until the rope swung back to let go. Ty was a pro. There were all sorts of folk there, grilling out, swimming, cooling off. The craziest site was a 2-3 year old kid in a life vest, tethered to a tree with a clothesline so he didn’t float down river. We also saw some interesting graffiti under the I-30 bridge.



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